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  • Let’s Talk About Amethyst

    Shapeshifter. Comedian. Runt. Earthling. Amethyst was introduced as the fun-seeking, free spirit of the Crystal Gems, but five seasons have peeled away her scruffy outer shell and revealed the deeply self-critical Gem underneath. Amethyst was designed to fit into a very specific cartoon archetype: the troublemaker. Despite being millennia old, Amethyst acted like a teenage […]


  • Steven Universe 5×16: Letters to Lars

    In “Letters to Lars”, our intrepid space captain receives a status update on what’s been happening at home base while he journeys through the stars. Read our before commenting. Please do not copy our content in whole to other websites. Linkbacks are encouraged.


  • Adventure Time 9×11 Review: Temple of Mars

    In “Temple of Mars”, a family can be be a talking dog, his alien-hybrid shapeshifting half-brother, and his other, adoptive human brother. Read our before commenting. Please do not copy our content in whole to other websites. Linkbacks are encouraged.


  • Adventure Time 9×10 Review: Jake the Starchild

    In “Jake the Starchild”, after an entire lifetime of absence, Jake’s biological alien dad Warren Ampersand has returned to bond with him before he dies, and Jake must fulfill his destiny in defeating an ultimate evil. Nothing sketchy about that, right? Read our before commenting. Please do not copy our content in whole to other […]


  • The Incredibles 2 Olympics Trailer

    The Incredibles 2 Olympics trailer busts down the door, throwing us into the most intense level of heroics yet– the adventure of babysitting! Evil mole men, motorcycle chase scenes, mysterious millionaires, and challenging the patriarchy: the new Incredibles 2 Olympics trailer has it all. The sequel picks right where we left off in the battle […]


  • How Good is The Good Place?: Season 3 Predictions

    The season 2 finale of The Good Place ended with a twist, a memory wipe, and a complete shift in the status quo. While those statements refer equally to both the show’s seasons, they couldn’t feel more different. Dumped back into their mortal lives, the humans must now prove they can become better people in The […]


  • Steven Universe 5×11 Review: Jungle Moon

    With the Starskipper obliterated by Emerald’s forces, Stevonnie crash lands on a Jungle Moon, and is forced to survive on their own. To make up for how underwhelming I found Lars of the Stars, I loved, loved, loved Jungle Moon. Fusion is one of the most fascinating elements of Steven Universe, but by its very nature, […]


  • Steven Universe 5×10 Review: Lars of the Stars

    Steven and Connie embark on a mission to check on the Off Colors, only to find Captain Lars of the Stars in the middle of a pitched battle against his arch-nemesis Emerald. It’s hard to believe over sixth months have passed since we left the newly resurrected Lars Barriga and his misfit Gem friends in […]


  • Steven Universe 5×10 Review: Kevin Party

    steWhen major jerk-wad Kevin invites Stevonnie to give his titular “Kevin Party” some flair, Steven agrees on the desperate hope that he may finally be able to reconnect with Connie. Things are glum for Clarence Steven. Connie still hasn’t spoken to him, and Lion is missing too. When Kevin, literally Steven’s least favorite person in […]