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  • Supporting Steven Universe

    **Please note while this article makes reference to leaked content, it will not discuss any of the details of said content** UPDATE 01/04/2017: Cartoon Network has removed all but the first episode of Stevenbomb 5 from their app. It appears these releases were an accident after all, but there is still no official statement. What’s better than five […]


  • Steven Universe 4×09 Review: Three Gems and a Baby

    “Three Gems and a Baby” will make you laugh, cry, and clap your hands at the cuteness of it all in the span of eleven minutes. In other words, it’s a Steven Universe episode. “Three Gems and a Baby” deals head-on with a subject that has been hanging over the show since the very beginning: […]


  • Top 8 Spookiest Steven Universe Episodes

    Steven Universe is a show about saving the day through music and the power of love. It’s also a show about a tyrannical alien government trying to leech the galaxy of all its resources. So below its cutesy exterior, it has had more than its fair share of nightmare fuel. Let’s look back at some […]


  • Summer of Steven Episode Rankings

    The Summer of Steven aka Steven’s Summer Adventure aka the Steven Nuke is finally behind us. 21 episodes in just one month, followed by a small string of weekly episodes, and now we’re back to hiatus again. Dare I say… I’m not displeased by this? The fandom needs some breathing room to process everything that happened […]


  • Steven Universe 4×05: Future Boy Zoltron

    When Mr. Smiley breaks out a dusty, retro fortune telling machine which Steven promptly breaks, Steven gets roped into posing as “Future Boy Zoltron” to pay back the debt. While the set-up is a little thin (surely Steven could just get Greg to pay for the damages? Or better yet, use his healing spit?), it […]


  • Quiz: Which Fusion Are You?

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  • Steven Universe 4×03 Review: Buddy’s Book

    “Buddy’s Book” was the Steven Universe equivalent of a clip show, moving from familiar locale to familiar locale. Through the eyes of Steven and Connie as they read through the titular journal, Jamie the Mailman reprised his role from “Historical Friction,” standing in as first mate Buddy Buddwick as he traveled all over the globe […]


  • Steven Universe 4×02: Know Your Fusion

    Hey kids! Grab your yoyos and giant sunglasses, because it’s time to play “Know Your Fusion!” - **Read our policies before commenting.** Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Google+, Pinterest, Instagram, and YouTube. Please do not copy our content in whole to other websites. Linkbacks are encouraged.


  • Steven Universe 3×24: Bubbled

    Move over Gravity, sorry Interstellar, a children’s cartoon show just accomplished in eleven minutes what you took entire movies to do. “Bubbled” was a breathtaking, brilliant episode of television. “Bubbled” was conceived of and written as the finale of season three, and it could not have been more different than “Jail Break.” It also had […]


  • Steven Universe 3×23: Back to the Moon

    The Rubies have returned from Neptune, bringing with them their trademark silliness. Also returning, a staple for Steven Universe: a fun, lighthearted episode which then gleefully suckerpunches you with feelings! - **Read our policies before commenting.** Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Google+, Pinterest, Instagram, and YouTube. Please do not copy our content in whole […]