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  • Top 8 Spookiest Steven Universe Episodes

    Steven Universe is a show about saving the day through music and the power of love. It’s also a show about a tyrannical alien government trying to leech the galaxy of all its resources. So below its cutesy exterior, it has had more than its fair share of nightmare fuel. Let’s look back at some […]

  • Summer of Steven Episode Rankings

    The Summer of Steven aka Steven’s Summer Adventure aka the Steven Nuke is finally behind us. 21 episodes in just one month, followed by a small string of weekly episodes, and now we’re back to hiatus again. Dare I say… I’m not displeased by this? The fandom needs some breathing room to process everything that happened […]

  • Steven Universe 4×05: Future Boy Zoltron

    When Mr. Smiley breaks out a dusty, retro fortune telling machine which Steven promptly breaks, Steven gets roped into posing as “Future Boy Zoltron” to pay back the debt. While the set-up is a little thin (surely Steven could just get Greg to pay for the damages? Or better yet, use his healing spit?), it […]

  • Steven Universe 4×03 Review: Buddy’s Book

    “Buddy’s Book” was the Steven Universe equivalent of a clip show, moving from familiar locale to familiar locale. Through the eyes of Steven and Connie as they read through the titular journal, Jamie the Mailman reprised his role from “Historical Friction,” standing in as first mate Buddy Buddwick as he traveled all over the globe […]

  • Steven Universe 3×24: Bubbled

    Move over Gravity, sorry Interstellar, a children’s cartoon show just accomplished in eleven minutes what you took entire movies to do. “Bubbled” was a breathtaking, brilliant episode of television. “Bubbled” was conceived of and written as the finale of season three, and it could not have been more different than “Jail Break.” It also had […]

  • Steven Universe 3×23: Back to the Moon

    The Rubies have returned from Neptune, bringing with them their trademark silliness. Also returning, a staple for Steven Universe: a fun, lighthearted episode which then gleefully suckerpunches you with feelings! -Read our before commenting. Do not copy our content in whole to other websites. Linkbacks are encouraged. Copyright © The Geekiary

  • Steven Universe Review 3×20: Bismuth

    Have you ever had a secret, something you were ashamed of, and you wanted to tell someone about it, but the longer you waited, the harder it became? For Rose Quartz, that secret was Bismuth. What an episode. What a character. The Crewniverse utilized their first half hour special exceedingly well. We first met and […]

  • Steven Universe Review 3×19: Steven vs Amethyst

    When the title for “Steven vs Amethyst” first showed up online months ago, along with a host of other apparently Amethyst-themed episodes, the fandom went a-flurry with theories. A battle between Steven and Amethyst? What could possibly trigger it? Would she change sides? Get corrupted? Try to kill Steven? -Read our before commenting. Do not […]